Friday, January 30, 2009

Mga Jokes

- Murder Mystery at MAkati mEdical Center:Der was dis casi in d ICUwr patients always died in d same bed, SUNDAY morning at 11 am,regardless of their medical condition.dis puzzled doctors.No1 cud solve d mystery"y deaths hapen on Sunday @ 11 am?"Mr. Licauco & d ateneo paranormal fols wer calleddey arrived armed w/ specialphotographic equip.,infrared devices and motion sensitive radar 2 detect any presenceso d next sunday morning, few minutes before 11 am,doctors & nurses nervouslywait outside the ward2 c wat d mystery was all about.some we're holding wooden crosses & prayer books2 ward off evil spiritsjst den, d clock stuck 11 & den....................mang joe, part time sunday janitor, entered d ward, unplugged d life support system and plugged in the vacuum cleaner.....

- naranasanko ng sumakay selevatorsumakay swalkalator ateskelatorisa n lng ang di ko nararanasan....ang sumakay sa calculator!!!hirap e!!!... pno b?...
- sbi nila...pag magktbidwtyo....ngmu2khadwakongmgsa2ka..nglit at naasar akosb q,bkt nmn?kc daw....mukha k daw kalbaw!!!pasa mo pr kaw nmn magsa2ka!

- BUS HInold UpHolduper: rereypin ko lahat ng babae dito!Prosti: ako n lng po maawa kau sa knilaMAdre: WEEEeehhh Epal..... lahat nga daw eh!... PakiaLAmera To!!! BAdtrip!...

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