Mga Jokes

- Murder Mystery at MAkati mEdical Center:Der was dis casi in d ICUwr patients always died in d same bed, SUNDAY morning at 11 am,regardless of their medical condition.dis puzzled doctors.No1 cud solve d mystery"y deaths hapen on Sunday @ 11 am?"Mr. Licauco & d ateneo paranormal fols wer calleddey arrived armed w/ specialphotographic equip.,infrared devices and motion sensitive radar 2 detect any presenceso d next sunday morning, few minutes before 11 am,doctors & nurses nervouslywait outside the ward2 c wat d mystery was all about.some we're holding wooden crosses & prayer books2 ward off evil spiritsjst den, d clock stuck 11 & den....................mang joe, part time sunday janitor, entered d ward, unplugged d life support system and plugged in the vacuum cleaner.....

- naranasanko ng sumakay selevatorsumakay swalkalator ateskelatorisa n lng ang di ko nararanasan....ang sumakay sa calculator!!!hirap e!!!... pno b?...
- sbi nila...pag magktbidwtyo....ngmu2khadwakongmgsa2ka..nglit at naasar akosb q,bkt nmn?kc daw....mukha k daw kalbaw!!!pasa mo pr kaw nmn magsa2ka!

- BUS HInold UpHolduper: rereypin ko lahat ng babae dito!Prosti: ako n lng po maawa kau sa knilaMAdre: WEEEeehhh Epal..... lahat nga daw eh!... PakiaLAmera To!!! BAdtrip!...

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MGA KAKORNIHANG QUOTES

- Girl: I love youBoy: I don't... > the girl was hurtGirl: I was just kidding!!!

- NooNg UnA., Cnabi mo Na " MAHAl TlGa ktA", ANg SaRAp PakInggan, PArANg HeaVen, GuS2 kNg MaTUnAw NuN.. PrO AlAm Mo Kng AnoNg MAsAkIT DuN? CnaBi Mo Sa iBA NaRinIg Ko lanG ......

- wenevera guy/ woman hrts uso badly...dnt say"I Hate You"jz smyl& w8til heask u..."DO u HATE ME?"jz answer"I dont luvu enuf 2 hate u"den walkaway w/ a smyl....

- Mahal kita. Pinakita ko, pinaramdam, sinabi ko pa sayo pero binalewala mo lang. Nilapitan kita at sinumbatan. Sabi ko manhid ka pero bakit ganon? Ako yung nabara nung sinabi mong, “ Kung manhid ako, ano ka pa?”

- If in time you just want to give up and fall, go ahead for I will catch you.But if again you fall, I,ll just tap you on your shoulder and say, “Halika nga dito. Hindi na kita bibitawan.”
Minsan ang sinasabi ng isip, iba sa nilalaman ng puso kaya pati damdamin, nalilito! Hindi malaman kung alin ang dapat sundin. Ang isip na nagsasabi ng dapat? Oang pusong nagmamahal ng tapat?

- May nagtanong sakin kung sino daw ang mahal ko. Tumingin ako sayo, nasa isang sulok ka, nag-iisa at nakangiti. Tinawag kita, "Hoy! Mukha kang tanga diyan! Lapit ka nga dito at ipagmamalaki kita!"

- Noon minahal ka niya. Akala mo forever pero iniwan ka rin niya. Pinipilit mong ibalik ang noon pero hindi mo kaya. Sino ngayun ang manhid? Siya dahil hindi niya maramdamang mahal mo siya?

- Nagseselos ako sa mga taong nagiging malapit sayo. Lalo na at wala ako. Hindi naman sa selfish ako o possessive. Takot lang akong maging masaya ka sa iba at makalimutan mo kung paano kita napasaya.

Finding a new midrate server

Since my computer is already fixed me and my friends are planning to find a new mid rate server. I also ask my other friends to suggest a good server but i still nid to rate the server as long as i can. For the the people who want to join our troops on BACKSTABING the enemy just add me on my Yahoo messenger : dar_kerwin@yahoo.com . Im also planning to have a site on invasionfree.com i will just post it here.

JUST LOOK THIS SITE ALWAYS SO U CAN KNOW WHAT SERVER ARE WE


www.KerwinRivera.com